I thought today was going to be a total bust. Sitting at home, alternately cleaning and watching the boob tube. Then, out of no where, I get a text from my buddy Birdman. Turns out him and Chin are coming to town and want to take me for brunch. Needless to say, I was all over that!! We went to a local eatery and the fun ensued. I had been in touch with Mrs. Birdman and we planned for me to plant a kiss on Birdman. It got a little out of hand when he started getting wood. (Not really.) There was a little bit of tongue.(Not really) He had not shaved for a day or two and was a little whiskery. I don't like that. He did have soft lips though.
And Chin. What can I say about Chin? As much as he won't like this, I am going to say it anyway. He is a great guy!! Funny, smart, sarcastic. and a bit of a gentleman. I mean , he even let me crawl in and out of the Green Goblin window. To see video of said window climbing, check out changethetopic.com tomorrow and you will see the video. Yes. There is video. Things I do for my friends.
The three of us also checked out the thrift stores. There were fashions and bargains galore. But Birdman couldn't find another blue velour shirt. Chin was intrigued by the used underwear for sale though. I did find a black suit for $15. I may go back and pick it up.
I can't stop smiling. Those guys really cheered me up. I don't know why I was feeling down last night and again this morning. But they put a smile on my face. And I thank them for it. I needed a guy day I think. Just chillin', checking out used clothes, work boots and hot chicks. Well, Chin and I were checking them out. Birdman is spoken for.
Oh I forgot! Mrs.Birdman called and the three of us got to chat with her too!! I was laughing the whole time. She has a great laugh. And from the pictures I've seen, her smile lights up a room. I can hardly wait to meet her. I admit, I am crushing on her a bit. But really, how could you not? She's all that and a bag of chips for sure. One day, I know I will meet my own Mrs.Birdman. And she will be just as amazing as the real one.
I guess that is it for now. I'm sure there will be more later. Stay tuned.
"In front of total strangers, won't you kiss me?"
Oliver
Awesome blog! But...used underwear? Seriously? Ewww. LOL Keep on keepin on! Come visit us sometime, we miss ya! :D
ReplyDeleteGreat post, I love when people write about me, and Luke Duke it out the window. What I don't love, is when I'm not included in looking at hot chicks. Boooooo on you. You are right about my lady though; she's pretty amazing, and I'm one lucky dude. Thanks for the fun afternoon.
ReplyDeleteI didn't want to get you in trouble with Mrs.B.
ReplyDeleteI promise to include you next time.